Teen Tuesday – What SCARES you?

Are you afraid of ZOMBIES?  Who isn’t—because not only are they undead, they might be undead people you know. . .

       or not. . .  

. . .or worse, it’s you!          What about VAMPIRES?

Not the sparkly kind, but the hypnotic bloodsuckers we’re unwillingly drawn to. . .

      or *shudder* become!     

Or maybe, you’re afraid of WITCHES. . .  

            . . . or MONSTERS   

       that come out of the cold. . .   

or that lurk in the water    . . . or the forest.    

GHOSTS?  Did you say GHOSTS?  Murderous ghosts. . .

     or historical specters. . .   

or both?              What about DEMONS?

Before evil spirits possessed them, they were your sister. . .

  or your brother. . .   or your cousin. . . . 

You may even discover (the hard way) the merits behind exorcism. . . .

           EVIL FAIRIES can be frightening. . . .  

seeing them. . .    being cursed by them. . .   

. . .having them swap you out for someone else.     

What?  Supernatural beings and gruesome creatures will never freak you out?!                  Okay then—what about psycho killers who also happen to be YOUR DAD?!

          Or. . . your dad as

a demented scientist. . .          or

a brilliant detective and a psycho killer?   

Of course, Dad’s not the only sociopath in the family . . . .

        

In fact, in most families the scariest person is. . . YOUR MOM!